Your processor is a blazing 33 Mhz. You have a gigantic 8 MB of ram.
You store an amazing 250 MBs of data on your hard drive. You have a
640 x 480 screen that can literally display thousands of colors. You
even have a built in CD-Rom drive.
Yet, you have been stored away in a dark basement for fourteen years.
In that time your specs have been eclipsed by devices that fit on
people’s keychains. Yet, you are somehow interpreting these words and
sending them out into the world. You are not dead, not quite yet…
Sent from my Performa 630CD.